Try to resist a facepalm, it can hurt your dad, who believes that he is the best comedian ever. Your father’s strong desire for communication can result in an awkward pause.
#Lame funny dad jokes crack
Of course, you can, if you know certainly that he is not going to crack his ordinary jokes but if you are not ready for this – gather your heart.
A doctor broke his leg while auditioning for a play.Luckily he still made the cast.ĭo not go to the shop with your dad. Darth Vader: “Why can’t you eat wookiee meat son?”. Why does the man want to buy nine rackets? Cause tennis too many. “Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!”. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. I thought about going on an all-almond diet. What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella? – A cheesy pick up line. “I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!” “I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. We were happy to found out that almost all of them are really lolable! Here we present just two of those images, but you can search for more and we assure that you will be pleased with any of them. You might see these highly popular memes with the screen captures of the “Walking Dead” series. I’ll never date another apostrophe.- The last one was too possessive. 
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.“Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!'”.Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.I hope it is going to be a good Korea move. “What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1”.“Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind… it’s tearable.”.So you believe that you are intelligent and smart? Do you think that you are an expert in the field of humor? Then check out these idiotic jokes and try not to laugh, you, phoneys! I’ve never gone to a gun range before.I can’t decide if I want to pursue a career as a writer or a grifter.I’m still weighing the prose and cons.
Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.'”
“A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta. What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood? – The spaghetto. What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO. “Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!”. “If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?”. After the embarrassing jokes above you should take a rest and relax, laughing at these really cool puns. Our dads’ sayings can make a good shot and cheer us up. Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero. What do you call a hippie’s wife? – Mississippi. 
“Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. “Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.”. “I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
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